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Happy New year.... my arse 1 Comments
Happy new year everybdoy.
Everyone loves a new year. A chance to forget what you did wrong, who you wronged or whatever you wronged. A chance to go on wronging. Yay!
Well nothing really changes, apart from your age. Still got a load of ageing monkeys in parliment giving themselves pay rises for sitting on the hairy derrieres. Passing silly new laws just so it makes it look like they're doing something. Dodging the real issues as they would require too much effort and might cause them too lose face. By the way, I'm not politically active in anyway. In fact I'm very much the opposite; I'm actively inactive. I'm just another one of the many that makes up the cynical masses. I get my voting card thing (I don't even know what it's called) then toss it in the bin. I certainly don't want to be partly responsible for another troupe of monkeys getting into power and messing up the world a little more!
Anyway, my new years resolutions (which I also cynically call 'potentially broken promises to ones self') are to get fit and lose that unsightly bulge growing with every pint I devour. I've already joined a gym, get me! Yet another great void to throw money in.
Well, at least the new year has started without a big unwanted bang. So with that I'm off to frag some noobs. I might be cynical but virtually blowing the heads off 7 year olds really makes me feel big and hard.
So happy frickin new year...
...my arse!
Everyone loves a new year. A chance to forget what you did wrong, who you wronged or whatever you wronged. A chance to go on wronging. Yay!
Well nothing really changes, apart from your age. Still got a load of ageing monkeys in parliment giving themselves pay rises for sitting on the hairy derrieres. Passing silly new laws just so it makes it look like they're doing something. Dodging the real issues as they would require too much effort and might cause them too lose face. By the way, I'm not politically active in anyway. In fact I'm very much the opposite; I'm actively inactive. I'm just another one of the many that makes up the cynical masses. I get my voting card thing (I don't even know what it's called) then toss it in the bin. I certainly don't want to be partly responsible for another troupe of monkeys getting into power and messing up the world a little more!
Anyway, my new years resolutions (which I also cynically call 'potentially broken promises to ones self') are to get fit and lose that unsightly bulge growing with every pint I devour. I've already joined a gym, get me! Yet another great void to throw money in.
Well, at least the new year has started without a big unwanted bang. So with that I'm off to frag some noobs. I might be cynical but virtually blowing the heads off 7 year olds really makes me feel big and hard.
So happy frickin new year...
...my arse!
a little cynical aren't we?